The 13 Least-‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes for Women That You Can Buy on Amazon

If you’ve spent any time looking for women’s Halloween costumes, you’ve probably noticed that most are needlessly “sexy,” with aggressively shortened hems and deeply cut necklines, even if the costume doesn’t necessarily call for it. We don’t have anything against sexy costumes at all, but does a paratrooper or Queen of Hearts really need to be that extra? Maybe you’re going to a kid-friendly Halloween party! Maybe you don’t want to feel cold and cinched while having a good time. Or maybe you’re just tired. No matter the reason, we found 13 of the least-sexy Halloween costumes for women on Amazon. They’re not unsexy, mind you — they just allow you to be as sexy as you want to be.


Forum Novelties Women’s Classic Witch Costume

It’s about as modest as you can possibly get — broom not included.


Rubie’s Costume Wizard of Oz Deluxe Adult Glinda the Good Witch Dress With Crown

A frilly, chaste, Good Witch fantasy.


Smiffy’s Women’s Great War Nurse Costume

Why be a “sexy” nurse in stilettos when you could be Clara Barton, the woman who founded the Red Cross?


Silver Lilly Unisex Adult Pajamas

The ultimate cute and comfortable Halloween costume has to be a kigurumi, or oversize onesies that are designed to look like animals. If this kangaroo isn’t your style, you could try out a penguin or a unicorn onesie instead.

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Rubie’s Star Wars a New Hope Deluxe Princess Leia Costume

Signature side buns are included in this classic, all-white Princess Leia costume. Lose the belt and really let loose.


Kangaroo’s Halloween Costumes — Bee Costume

Throw this bee costume over the all-black outfit of your choice, and just like that, your Halloween costume is as comfortable as you want to be.

Orion Costumes Women’s Astronaut Spacewoman Space NASA Fancy Dress Costume White

Channel Sally Ride with an astronaut jumpsuit that won’t cause you to worry about hemlines riding up.


Rubie’s Women’s Ghostbusters Movie Deluxe Costume

Speaking of jumpsuits, this Ghostbusters costume comes with an inflatable proton backpack to trap the patriarchy.


Costour Halloween Male Witch Costume Devil Witch Vampire Death Role Play Party Queen

This long-sleeved, floor-length dress with a hood is ideal for the modest yet spooky corpse bride you want to be.


DC Comics Wonder Woman T-shirt With Cape and Headband Costume

Dressing like Wonder Woman can be as simple as putting on a T-shirt. A little lazy, but points for comfort.


Progressive Collection Flo Insurance Girl Costume

For something of a kindergarten-schoolteacher vibe.


Roman Empress Women’s Halloween Costume Olympic Queen Goddess Caesar Toga Dress

You can wear a nice blouse underneath if you don’t want to expose your arms in this toga costume.


Sumtory Women Halloween Theme Skeleton Print Long Sleeve Sweatshirt Tops

For those who want to acknowledge that it is Halloween in as cozy a way as possible.

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