If you’ve spent any time looking for women’s Halloween costumes, you’ve probably noticed that most are needlessly “sexy,” with aggressively shortened hems and deeply cut necklines, even if the costume doesn’t necessarily call for it. We don’t have anything against sexy costumes at all, but does a paratrooper or Queen of Hearts really need to be that extra? Maybe you’re going to a kid-friendly Halloween party! Maybe you don’t want to feel cold and cinched while having a good time. Or maybe you’re just tired. No matter the reason, we found 13 of the least-sexy Halloween costumes for women on Amazon. They’re not unsexy, mind you — they just allow you to be as sexy as you want to be.
Forum Novelties Women’s Classic Witch Costume
It’s about as modest as you can possibly get — broom not included.
Rubie’s Costume Wizard of Oz Deluxe Adult Glinda the Good Witch Dress With Crown
A frilly, chaste, Good Witch fantasy.
Smiffy’s Women’s Great War Nurse Costume
Why be a “sexy” nurse in stilettos when you could be Clara Barton, the woman who founded the Red Cross?
Silver Lilly Unisex Adult Pajamas
The ultimate cute and comfortable Halloween costume has to be a kigurumi, or oversize onesies that are designed to look like animals. If this kangaroo isn’t your style, you could try out a penguin or a unicorn onesie instead.
Rubie’s Star Wars a New Hope Deluxe Princess Leia Costume
Signature side buns are included in this classic, all-white Princess Leia costume. Lose the belt and really let loose.
Kangaroo’s Halloween Costumes — Bee Costume
Orion Costumes Women’s Astronaut Spacewoman Space NASA Fancy Dress Costume White
Channel Sally Ride with an astronaut jumpsuit that won’t cause you to worry about hemlines riding up.
Rubie’s Women’s Ghostbusters Movie Deluxe Costume
Speaking of jumpsuits, this Ghostbusters costume comes with an inflatable proton backpack to trap the patriarchy.
Costour Halloween Male Witch Costume Devil Witch Vampire Death Role Play Party Queen
This long-sleeved, floor-length dress with a hood is ideal for the modest yet spooky corpse bride you want to be.
DC Comics Wonder Woman T-shirt With Cape and Headband Costume
Dressing like Wonder Woman can be as simple as putting on a T-shirt. A little lazy, but points for comfort.
Progressive Collection Flo Insurance Girl Costume
For something of a kindergarten-schoolteacher vibe.
Roman Empress Women’s Halloween Costume Olympic Queen Goddess Caesar Toga Dress
You can wear a nice blouse underneath if you don’t want to expose your arms in this toga costume.
Sumtory Women Halloween Theme Skeleton Print Long Sleeve Sweatshirt Tops
For those who want to acknowledge that it is Halloween in as cozy a way as possible.